Once upon a sun-drenched villa listing, a thousand Instagram dreams took flight. The villa: modern. The walls: whitewashed. The pool: cyan and reflecting the illusion of peace. The ad read "luxury minimalist jungle retreat." What it did not mention was the reek of septic backflow from a nearby unregulated ditch, the cracked foundation poured during monsoon season, and the fact that the so-called "owner" was neither the landholder nor the builder —but an alias behind a Telegram avatar with an anonymous crypto wallet.